a laugh a minute

despite my previous post a good portion of the time ains is simple comedic relief. these things are simply from the last 5 days.

• suck it table. you were in my way. 
• i'm going exploring for some republicans.
• oh, crap!
• i don't even want an apple banana shake down.
• don't talk with your mouthful dad.
• i'm annoying you, aren't i?
• i'm going to put this kong in my butt.
• how do i look?  i'm fashionable!
• who gave you that ring mom?  daddy?  daddy, you're really smart!

 i'm in full agreement with eric northman that children are 'teacup humans'.  perfect description.

but all those probably pale in comparison with what i actually find coming out of my mouth.

• alligators can't open doors.  they don't have opposable thumbs.
• maggie licks herself because she's a dog.  people don't lick themselves. 
• no hitting at the dinner table. j, that includes you.